Who can complain about cream pies in the Arizona summertime?

Well, I can complain about people who tell me to cut them a tiny little half slice. It reminds of of that old truism that nobody says they wished they had spent more time at work and less time with the kids.  The same applies here.  You can regret french fries and donuts.  But you will never regret homemade cream pie made from scratch with love.   That's worth a full slice.